This little nugget of odd news stories has crawled back into the spotlight today. Apparently a few years ago, a Floridian doctor was arrested for groping a woman while dressed as Captain America. And if that's not weird enough for ya, check this out: he reportedly had a burrito jammed down his pants. Well, it's looks like the good doctor will get a second chance to prove to society that he has overcome his perverted superhero/burrito fetish. So instead of jail time, the doctor will be ordered into a "diversion program for first time offenders." This will include community service, fines and random alcohol and drug testing.

via aolnews.com